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-- 2008-10-08 18:30:19 -- feb

Dark in here...

Dark in here... | Да, старо, но пък аз много си го харесвам и за това ще си го пусна като все едно, че е ново :)

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.

Her husband also comes home early, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice.'
Boy: 'want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '25 dollars.'
Man: 'Fine'.

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
In the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball mitt.'
Remembering the last time, he asks, 'how much?'
Boy: '75 dollars.'
Man: 'Fine.'

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.'
The boy says, 'I can't. I sold them.'
Father: 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '100 dollars.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The Priest says, 'Don't start that shit again!'
 
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anon | 2008-10-19 02:24:32 | 213.222.53.* | | Sofia
Страхотно, отдавна не се бях смяла толкова!
Magiota | 2008-11-25 16:11:15 | 83.228.5.* | | Sofia
very nice

Бой нямаше. Имаше превантивно-възпитателна дейност, извършена с голяма динамика
---- naso
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