Какво трябва на мъжа и жената, за да са щастливи

Как да направим щастлив един мъж?

1. Да правим секс с него. (поне 2 пъти седмично)
2. Да го храним. (когато искаме)
3. Да го оставим на мира! (ако може от време на време)

Как да направим щастлива една жена?

Изглежда не е толкова трудно! Мъжът трябва само да й бъде:

1. Приятел
2. Компания
3. Любовник
4. Брат
5. Баща
6. Стопанин
7. Учител
8. Готвач
9. Електротехник
10. Водопроводчик
11. Механик
12. Декоратор
13. Стилист
14. Сексолог
15. Гинеколог
16. Психолог
17. Психиатър
18. Доктор

Освен това трябва да бъде:

19. Смел
20. Организиран
21. Добър баща
22. Чистоплътен
23. Любезен
24. Добър
25. Щедър
26. Нежен
27. Мил
28. Галантен
29. Интелигентен
30. Образован
31. С чувство за хумор
32. Изобретателен
33. Спортен тип
34. Силен
35. Разбиращ
36. Отстъпващ
37. Търпелив
38. Снизходителен
39. Внимателен
40. Мек
41. Отпуснат (има се предвид спокоен, физически дори да не си помисля да е отпуснат!)
42. Амбициозен
43. Решителен
44. Надежден
45. Увлечен
46. Вежлив

Да не забравя:

47. Често да й прави комплименти (не само на нея, но и на приятелките й)
48. Да обича да ходи по магазините (с нея и момичетата)
49. Да не прави скандали и да търси проблеми (само да е посмял да каже, че май ще й идва)
50. Да бъде богат (с 3-етажни вили на морето и планината по възможност)
51. Да не я дразни (следващият път ще се замисли дали да я изслуша докрай)
52. Да не се заглежда по другите жени (само да има този късмет)

В същото време е необходимо:

53. Да бъде внимателен към нея
54. Да не бъде ревнив
55. Да се разбира със семейството и
56. Да намира време за нея и в същото време да и оставя пространство
57. Да се грижи за нея

... и МНОГО ВАЖНО:

58. НИКОГА!!! да не забравя следните дати:
* рождения й ден (както и на цялото й семейство и на всичките й приятели
* първата среща (първата целувка, първият секс, денят в който го запозна със семейството си и ...)
* годежът (както и на Мими, Петя, Жана ...)
* сватбата (разбира се, че и на приятелките й, че нали като го попита трябва да й отговори, няма тя да ги помни, я...)

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