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-- 2009-05-06 23:15:17 -- feb

Слепият Джо

Слепият Джо | Върви слепият Джо из градината си и събира ябълки. Напипва ябълката с ръка, вдига я, и я слага в кошницата. Напипва, вдига, слага в кошницата. Изведнъж в ръцете му попадат нечии генитали.
Слепият Джо пита:
- Кой си ти?
Тишина. Слепият Джо хваща гениталите по-здраво:
- Кой си ти?
Отново тишина. Джо стиска гениталите по-силно:
- Пак питам, кой си ти?
В отговор се чува стон:
- Аз!
Джо стиска още по-силно:
- Кой аз?
Тишина…
- Кой аз? - стиска още по-силно
- П-педро.
- Кой Педро?! - стиска с две ръце Джо.
Тишина…
- Питам, кой Педро?! - и още по-силно стиска…
- Н-немият П-педро…
 
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Бой нямаше. Имаше превантивно-възпитателна дейност, извършена с голяма динамика
---- naso
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